Meanies

Every mom I know is soooo mean. Really, they are. And I know they are because their kids say it's so. Can I have a Jolly Rancher for breakfast? No. You're mean. Can I watch TV while I do my homework? No. You're mean. Would you buy me that toy? No. You're mean. Would you buy me those sneakers? No. You're mean. Moms are mean and life is so unfair. Did you know that? Did you know that you're mean? Are you lean and mean? I'm old, fat and mean and I love it!