Courses for Women

I just got this from a friend and had to share. It's a new listing of courses for women. Now, I've seen these for men in the past - you know Toilet Paper 101: The roll doesn't change itself - those kinds of things. But, this is great! Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Wednesday OCTOBER 30, 2010 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

• Class 1-Up in Winter, Down in Summer How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step with Slide Presentation.Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.
• Class 2 -Which Takes More Energy Putting the Toilet Seat Down or Complaining About It for 3 Hours?Round Table Discussion.Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
• Class 3- Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping? Group Debate.Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
• Class 4-Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
• Class 5-Curling Irons Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?Examples on Video.Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
• Class 6- How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program -Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
• Class 7 - Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
• Class 8 - Health Watch They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
• Class 9 - I Was Wrong and He Was Right! Real Life Testimonials.Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
• Class 10 - How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations.4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
• Class 11 - Learning to Live: How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
• Class 12 - How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.